The U.S. isn’t the only place the undead run for office. No surprise that this shit is pretty common in Carpathia, where a local villagers re-elected Neculai Ivascu, a fiend who’d recently “died” of “liver disease.” You know that “liver disease” is just a nice way of saying TB. And what’s the easiest way to contract TB? Drinking blood.
Either that or rimjobs.
“I know he died, but I don’t want change,” a pro-Ivascu villager told Romanian television.
Hey, isn’t that how Reagan won in 1984?
June 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Hey, isn’t that how Reagan won in 1984?
With rimjobs?
Oh, wait. Never mind.
June 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I gave rimjobs for Reagan and all I got was this lousy Cold War.
June 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
wouldn’t you have been about nine then?