Suck it!The U.S. isn’t the only place the undead run for office. No surprise that this shit is pretty common in Carpathia, where a local villagers re-elected Neculai Ivascu, a fiend who’d recently “died” of “liver disease.” You know that “liver disease” is just a nice way of saying TB. And what’s the easiest way to contract TB? Drinking blood.

Either that or rimjobs.

“I know he died, but I don’t want change,” a pro-Ivascu villager told Romanian television.

Hey, isn’t that how Reagan won in 1984?