As evidenced by this ridiculous headline:  “Where did all that hair come from Katie? Mrs Cruise develops glossy long locks overnight.”  I dunno, I’m thinking maybe she paid for it.  Went to a salon and had a weave, or bought a wig, or whatever.  The Daily Mail: Your source for stupid.

…and get into a fight.

No punchline. Just another day in the dumbest city in the world where the dumbest people on the planet do idiotic things.

Christopher Meloni (AKA Not Elias Koteas), who has played both an über-detective on the neverending L&O franchise, and was also the aryan-turncoat, serial-killing, Toby-loving psychopath on Oz (yay for shower scenes!).

Falco meets Brigitte Nielsen. Seriously. The song is titled “Body Next To Body.” Seriously. Written and produced by Giorgio Moroder. Seriously.

To CNN’s David Gergen: Enough with the combover. You’re fooling no one with that thing. In fact, it looks downright ridiculous. Stop it before it hurts your credibility further.

I know I said Hurl was the worst show on TV, but that was before I found out this guy had his own show. WTF? This turd is seriously unfunny. Why is he allowed to have a sketch comedy program? Tell me he has photos of a network exec diddling a preteen or something and has blackmailed his way onto the airwaves. That’s the only reasonable explanation. Frank Caliendo, get off my TV. Now! Git! Go on! I’m not going to tell you a second time.