Someone submit this dude’s name for Father of the Year:

Moson Wape, from [Papua New Guinea], had his lower left hand cut off after his father tried to slash him on the head, PNG’s National newspaper reports.

The incident occurred on the weekend when Wape intervened in a fight between his father and another son arguing over a bunch of bananas. The father swung his bush knife and chopped off Wape’s hand and also slashed his head.

Police are investigating.

If I were Moson Wape, I’d spend the rest of my life using my one remaining hand to punch my dad in the balls.