Not even the woman he married.

Chris Kattan, star of dubious “comedies” like Corky Romano and A Night at the Roxbury, has separated from his wife after less than two months of wedded bliss. This is just further evidence that Kattan is only tolerable for all of about three minutes. How they made it down the aisle is beyond me.

I assume his soon-to-be-ex-wife, a one Sunshine Tutt, recently learned she was married to the clown who played Mango, SNL’s most annoying gay stereotype. Maybe she thought she’d married Jimmy Fallon, not the guy from Monkeybone.

Sunshine Tutt will return to work as star of, presumably, an Egyptian children’s show.

Kattan is expected to go back to crying himself to sleep at night.