Just not when makin’ rugrats.

Ricky Martin’s a dad!

The Latin superstar, 36, welcomed twin boys via a surrogate mother a few weeks ago, his rep tells the Associated Press.

“The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” the statement read.

And, hilariously, because everyone, and I mean everyone, had the same thought in their head:

Over the years, Martin has refused to confirm or deny rumors that he’s gay.

“I think that sexuality is something that each individual should deal with in their own way,” he told Barbara Walters in 2005. “And that’s all I have to say about that.”

According to the singer’s rep, the turkey baster is healthy and in good spirits.  Now who’s up for a new baby beach party? Wheee!