There are two words you never want to see in the same sentence: “Grandmother” and “Sadomasochism.” That hasn’t stopped an enterprising group of women from adding their knitting skills to Germany’s $640,000,000 a year porn and perversion tab, creating a line of soft, fuzzy bondage gear.

Manuela Buesch-Dankewitz, 45, who manages the group of lady knitters said: “The women love to knit, and it’s great to earn something from it.

“Our oldest team member is 86. She makes willy warmers and other gear just like the rest.”

That certainly warms the cockles, doesn’t it? I just hope they ship internationally. Because there’s nothing quite like being hog-tied in orange and blue yarn and spanked for spilling your milk.

(Via Annanova.)