“I figured no one would care that I didn’t speak English well if their highlights were pretty.”

— Vietnamese immigrant, celebrity stylist, Shear Genius judge, and plastic surgery aficionado Kim Vo, who also says in a recent interview with Allure magazine that he learned to speak English by watching shows like Dukes of Hazzard and Wonder Woman.

You know, I think he’s right–I think as long as their highlights are pretty, most people don’t care if their hair stylists speak English well. I’m not so sure how most people feel about their stylists looking like aliens from Planet Whatthefuck, though.

(He still looked vaguely Asian once upon a time.)