The Haunted Mansion, the greatest ride in the history of Disneyland, just got more expensive.

Yup, Disneyco is raising rates to the Happiest Place on Earth. Prices at the Anaheim locale are rising to a porntastic sixty-nine bucks a pop. Wham bam, thank you ma’am.

You know, I would live in the Haunted Mansion if I could.

In fact, when I die, someone needs to sneak my ashes into the ride and sprinkle me a Madame Leotta’s feet. Well, not her feet, as she’s a disembodied head, but you know what I mean.

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