Playgirl, the magazine known as “Entertainment for Women,” is going out of print. Don’t worry gays ladies — we’ll still be able to read it online. Phew!

I have a friend who’s a big porn-loving homo lady, and he has a subscription to Playgirl, the most recent issue of which would always be on his coffee table. I used to like browsing the section which published pictures that completely delusional totally hot dudez had sent in of themselves naked, obviously having never really considered that the audience of Playgirl might not find thrilling a penis the size and shape of my index finger, and the approximate color and texture of my skin after a Band-Aid’s just been removed.

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