This is just too fucking funny.

Emile Hirsch says he was just engaging in some non-gay work-out action when he was caught in a strange-looking situation with his Speed Racer co-star Kick Gurry, and now he’s been prompted to explain it:

“Me and Kick were in the trailer hanging out. Kick was sitting back with his hands behind his head and I was doing push ups. It was hot so I peeled my driver’s suit down a bit, and then Eric, the wonderfully gay production assistant, walked in. I jumped up really quick, but I was out of breath. Eric slammed the door shut. We went to Eric later and tried to explain. He was like, ‘Shhhhh. I will never tell.'”

But, obviously, this “wonderfully gay” production assistant couldn’t keep his mouth shut.  That’s a good little Hollywood mo!

“Non-gay work-out action.”  I love it.  I haven’t heard an excuse this good since “I was just vacuuming naked, when suddenly…”