Vapid Stupid Opportunistic People Break Up

Former Bachelor Matt Grant and the recipient of his most important rose, actress Shayne Lamas, have broken off their engagement after publicly pretending that they were meant to be for two whole months, People reports.

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions,” the duo said in a statement. “We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Marriage between a man and a woman is SACRED, people! ESPECIALLY when it’s all done for show on reality TV!

I fucking hate everyone.