Two incredibly beautiful, wealthy, famous people, despite all odds, somehow managed to find each other and create two more beautiful people who will one day be wealthy and famous.

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins

– PARIS (AP) — The Brangelina twins are here: Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl and a boy. The obstetrician who delivered the twins, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told The Associated Press that the actress, the babies and Jolie’s partner, Brad Pitt, “are doing marvelously well.” Sussmann said Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Caesarean section on Saturday night. He told the AP on Sunday morning that the boy weighed just over 5 pounds and the girl 5 pounds. The 33-year-old actress gave birth at around 8 p.m. on Saturday night, the doctor told the AP by telephone. Pitt was there during the operation, said the doctor, who delivered the twins at the seaside Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France.

But I kid the Jolie-Pitts.  As far as I’m concerned, they can do no wrong, and if they wish to continue filling the planet with perfect human specimens for the rest of us sad sacks to gawk at, so be it.  Just take off your shirt, Brad.  Oh, and the next person that calls them “The Brangelina Twins” WILL BE DESTROYED BY ME. I love this:

“Everything is going well,” said Sussmann. “The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well.”

Um, Daddy didn’t get his belly cut open, nor did he pop ten pounds of bebbeh from his crotch. We didn’t need to be told he’s feeling totally awesome at the moment.