T.O.P.M.A.N.I’m not a fan of the Olympics or sports in general. Sure, I’ll watch swimming because that has hot guys in Speedos splashing around, and watching hot guys in Speedos splashing around is one of the reasons I go on living. But if I was in the UK and got BBC (instead of the subpar BBC America here in the States) I might tune in to watch: The Beeb is sending Damon Albarn to Beijing as a correspondent. Albarn will be covering Shoegazing, Cottaging, and Chain smoking. Tune in, telly addicts.

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