An Activist Judge™ attempting to destroy all that is good and wholesome about America (i.e. our Flynt-given right to keep and bear porn) has issued an injunction halting the distribution of a homemade sex tape starring Verne “Mini Me” Troyer. Troyer was reportedly “very pleased” by the judge’s ruling. Perverts everywhere weep, and will now have to find something else to jack off to. May I suggest Ream His Midget Ass?

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