Possibly: School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods.

BARNEGAT, N.J. – It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.


I totally want to meet that guy. Nothing is sexier than a dude who likes to dress up like a ninja–except a dude who likes to dress up like a ninja, and is a camp counselor.

[Tip of my jaunty sailor cap to Chris.]