Germs!Listen, you fucking pigs, I swear to Baby Jebus that if one more of you fuckers walks out of the men’s room without bothering to wash your fucking hands, I am going to come out there to your cubicle and piss all over your filthy fucking keyboard! Because when you grab your stinky dick and paw the handle of the urinal then walk around touching pens, and typing, and getting coffee (!!!) and loading up the printer and making copies, that’s the exact same fucking thing you’re doing to everyone else! I don’t want your germs, I don’t want your piss (or worse! And yes, I’ve seen guys drop a deuce then head straight back to work as if the idea of a fucking sink was foreign to them!), I don’t want your smeggy cock on any surface here at work. So wash your fucking hands!

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