Wet and Wild!

Leave it to the Russians and their penchant for all things relating to the butthole to erect an 800 lb. bronze statue of an enema bottle.

Sculptor Svetlana Avakina said she designed the 5-foot-high monument with “irony and humor” and modeled the angels on those in works by Italian Renaissance painter Alessandro Botticelli.

“This device is eternal, it will never change,” she told the AP. “We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors.”

Yeah. Good luck with that.