So, I totally have a crush on Queen Elizabeth II. Aside from the fact that she’s got the phattest pad in all of paddom, more money than I could ever spend at in twelve lifetimes, and gets to reign over the country with the best insults on the planet (wanker! tosser! plonker! git!) she’s also just an awesomely feisty chick.

She was the first monarch to circumnavigate the globe and the first (and still only, so far) female member of the royal family to actually serve in the armed forces after she convinced her dad, King George the Wev, to let her join the war effort during WWII, and she ended up serving in the Women’s Auxiliary Territorial Service, where she trained as a driver and drove a military truck. And apparently changed its tires as well.


So I already knew she was eminently diggable, but, still, this completely ended me:

The Queen reportedly stunned guests at a Windsor Castle party by strutting her stuff to Abba’s Dancing Queen.

Radio 2 presenter Chris Evans told listeners a friend of his had been to a dinner at Windsor Castle hosted by the Queen. “The meal was had, the speeches were made and then the disco commenced. Apparently, she loves to get down on the dancefloor,” he said.

“And what was the song being played? It was Dancing Queen by Abba.

“That is a true story and she said audibly to the guests around her: ‘I always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance’.”

She kinda stole that last line from Walter Payton, but I’ll let it slide, because she looks like hot shit with a cake on her head.