A wily monkey from the Michigan City Zoo in Indiana went all Wentworth Miller this week and scaled the wall of his cage, hotwired a Ford Focus and quickly disappeared in the Indiana’s notorious “monkey underground” in what was described as a “daring, daylight jailbreak.” The monkey’s plans to flee to a non-extradition country were dashed by a tip from a confidential informant. The escapee was recaptured as he boarded a speedboat, near the Canadian border.

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