In Men Whose Babies I’d Totally Want to Have If I Were Willing to Submit My Body to Slavery for the Proliferation of Humankind

Christopher Meloni (AKA Not Elias Koteas), who has played both an über-detective on the neverending L&O franchise, and was also the aryan-turncoat, serial-killing, Toby-loving psychopath on Oz (yay for shower scenes!).

 

Rock Me Brigitte Nielsen

Falco meets Brigitte Nielsen. Seriously. The song is titled “Body Next To Body.” Seriously. Written and produced by Giorgio Moroder. Seriously.

 

Debate Wrap-Up

To CNN’s David Gergen: Enough with the combover. You’re fooling no one with that thing. In fact, it looks downright ridiculous. Stop it before it hurts your credibility further.

 

Grateful For What I Don’t Know Exists

I know I said Hurl was the worst show on TV, but that was before I found out this guy had his own show. WTF? This turd is seriously unfunny. Why is he allowed to have a sketch comedy program? Tell me he has photos of a network exec diddling a preteen or something and has blackmailed his way onto the airwaves. That’s the only reasonable explanation. Frank Caliendo, get off my TV. Now! Git! Go on! I’m not going to tell you a second time.

 

Moore or Less

News from Hollywood:

‘Slacker Uprising,’ a feature-length film documenting [Michael] Moore’s tour of swing states during the 2004 presidential election year, was made available for a free download instead of being released in movie theaters.

The maker of the award-winning anti-Iraq war blockbuster ‘Fahrenheit 9/11,’ said in a statement the gesture was “entirely as a gift to my fans.”

In other words, no one wanted to distribute it. Doh!

 

Warp Speed To Uranus

George Takei and partner Brad Altman were married Sunday in California. Among the wedding guests: Star Trek’s Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols, serving as best man and best lady.

Best wishes to the happy couple!

 

On Weeds Season Finale

Seriously? Seriously? Wow. I totally did not see that coming. That was totally awesome. Very cool.

Now, what? I have to wait nine months for a new episode? Fuck.

 

Crank Yankers

The only thing more gay than showtunes is crystal meth. And that was made even gayer with the invention of the booty bump. I’m not sure whose idea that was, but that guy has nothing on the genius behind this number:

This is the gayest thing ever. It’s like a Guy Maddin film full of flying monkeys. Or a hairdresser on poppers. Or an Erasure song.

Via.

 

In Men Whose Babies I’d Totally Want to Have If I Were Willing to Submit My Body to Slavery for the Proliferation of Humankind

Al Gore

I want him to spank me.

Don’t judge.

 

Friday Morning Music Club: Billy Jack

Billy Jack by Relaxed Muscle