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Ramón — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:25:13 +0000

Showtime to Air Bon Jovi Documentary.

Ramón to Cancel Showtime Subscription.

Skills To Pay The Bills

Ramón — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:12:42 +0000

“One Tree Hill” actor Antwon Tanner has pleaded guilty to selling more than a dozen Social Security numbers for $10,000. Tanner told a federal judge in Brooklyn on Friday that he was a middleman, selling numbers someone else provided.

I dunno how much someone on TV makes, but I’m gonna guess it’s more than $10,000 per episode. So why the hell would Tanner get involved in this scheme? What a dumbass.

Tanner plays the character Skills in the CW series. For now. Tanner has also appeared as Fraud in I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, and Cellie in Where the Streets Have No Name.

Quotidian Quotable

Penelope Poppycock — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:45:28 +0000

“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”—Actress Megan Fox, who went on to explain it’s her own sillydilly fault because she’s go gosh darn sexy.

Yeah, that. And being engaged to Brian Austin Green.

And using slurs like “retard.”

RIP Bea Arthur

Penelope Poppycock — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:57:00 +0000

Goodbye, Maude. We loved you.

Today in Hollywood Can Blow Me

Penelope Poppycock — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:36:02 +0000

Cruise & Travolta to remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Insert your own “Who’s gonna play Butch?” joke here.

Full-Tilt Mos

Daily Mail Unaware of Hair Extensions, Wigs

Ramón — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 16:07:41 +0000

As evidenced by this ridiculous headline: “Where did all that hair come from Katie? Mrs Cruise develops glossy long locks overnight.” I dunno, I’m thinking maybe she paid for it. Went to a salon and had a weave, or bought a wig, or whatever. The Daily Mail: Your source for stupid.

Two Douchebags Walk Into a Bar…

Penelope Poppycock — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:42:31 +0000

…and get into a fight.

No punchline. Just another day in the dumbest city in the world where the dumbest people on the planet do idiotic things.

Just Because

Ramón — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:07:41 +0000

In Men Whose Babies I’d Totally Want to Have If I Were Willing to Submit My Body to Slavery for the Proliferation of Humankind

Ramón — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:08:10 +0000

Christopher Meloni (AKA Not Elias Koteas), who has played both an über-detective on the neverending L&O franchise, and was also the aryan-turncoat, serial-killing, Toby-loving psychopath on Oz (yay for shower scenes!).

Rock Me Brigitte Nielsen

Ramón — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:58:07 +0000

Falco meets Brigitte Nielsen. Seriously. The song is titled “Body Next To Body.” Seriously. Written and produced by Giorgio Moroder. Seriously.