“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”—Actress Megan Fox, who went on to explain it’s her own sillydilly fault because she’s go gosh darn sexy.
Yeah, that. And being engaged to Brian Austin Green.
And using slurs like “retard.”
May 8, 2009
Quotidian Quotable
Posted by Penelope Poppycock under Bullshit, Morons & Assholes, WTF? | Tags: Bigots is smart and stuff, Oh dear |Leave a Comment
April 25, 2009
Goodbye, Maude. We loved you.
April 6, 2009
Today in Hollywood Can Blow Me
Posted by Penelope Poppycock under Film, Morons & Assholes, WTF? | Tags: But I Repeat Myself, Mos, Scientologists |1 Comment
Cruise & Travolta to remake Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Insert your own “Who’s gonna play Butch?” joke here.
Full-Tilt Mos
March 19, 2009
TV That Gives Me A Boner
Posted by Ramón under Important Announcements, Reasons to Go On Living, TVLeave a Comment
Breaking Bad is the greatest show about a meth-cooking terminal cancer patient ever in the history of shows about meth-cooking terminal cancer patients. If you’re not watching season two, then you are a sad, sad little person.
March 12, 2009
Daily Mail Unaware of Hair Extensions, Wigs
Posted by Ramón under Morons & Assholes, News/Gossip, Style and Fashion1 Comment
As evidenced by this ridiculous headline: “Where did all that hair come from Katie? Mrs Cruise develops glossy long locks overnight.” I dunno, I’m thinking maybe she paid for it. Went to a salon and had a weave, or bought a wig, or whatever. The Daily Mail: Your source for stupid.
March 7, 2009
Two Douchebags Walk Into a Bar…
Posted by Penelope Poppycock under Morons & Assholes, News/Gossip[4] Comments
…and get into a fight.
No punchline. Just another day in the dumbest city in the world where the dumbest people on the planet do idiotic things.
October 7, 2008
October 4, 2008
This is the worst title for a Bond movie since Octopussy.
October 2, 2008
In Men Whose Babies I’d Totally Want to Have If I Were Willing to Submit My Body to Slavery for the Proliferation of Humankind
Posted by Ramón under Fuckable, TV | Tags: Good Cop Bad Cop, Law & Order: Hot Bitchez Unit |Leave a Comment
Christopher Meloni (AKA Not Elias Koteas), who has played both an über-detective on the neverending L&O franchise, and was also the aryan-turncoat, serial-killing, Toby-loving psychopath on Oz (yay for shower scenes!).
September 30, 2008
Rock Me Brigitte Nielsen
Posted by Ramón under Muzak, WTF? | Tags: Cultural Relativism, Eurotrash, Falco, Giorgio Moroder, Hasselhoffian, Retro |Leave a Comment
Falco meets Brigitte Nielsen. Seriously. The song is titled “Body Next To Body.” Seriously. Written and produced by Giorgio Moroder. Seriously.
